"Let's smile for this one Alec-
we'll be too drunk later"

"Crikey -that was hard work!!"
"Well- after that performance,
Rich, we might as well go to the bar!"
"You
should see the size of the pair I've just seen!!"
Quick,
Mark, the camp guards are doing a head count. Let's prop this
dummy up between us so they don't notice Derek's gone over the
wall!""I can't, mate, I 'm about to puke".